busy being make believe

Sara. Chicago. INFP. Christian, but it's a relationship, not a religion. By tumblr standards, old as balls. I would like the chance to like you as it is likely that I will. I tag everything and I eat sarcasm for breakfast. I probably listen to more music than you, so lets talk about it. I like books more than I like most human beings. ASL is my second language, and if you knock it I'll knock you. I am a fan of a LOT of things. My favorite joke in the world is 'A guy walked into a bar. ...Ouch.' which kind of explains me.


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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 


faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE


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Chris Pratt: New EW Portraits

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psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG


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horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.


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#omg
aseaofquotes:

Jess Walter, Beautiful Ruins

aseaofquotes:

Jess Walter, Beautiful Ruins


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kateordie:

Jenny Lewis - Just One Of The Guys [Official Music Video]

Well, this is delightful.


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